Naw—more like repurposed portieres. Miss Scarlett!

It didn’t go down quite like that — the first one was the worst—she told me I needed to buy a house in her suburb—which I did....finally I realized what a mess it was and left. My next one was the great one. Twenty years later, older and only somewhat wiser, I ran into the religious one—only three sessions in and I…

Some way to pause the film so I can take a pee break. Your intermission would be a start, but.....

Elizabeth Taylor was hardly a starlet. She was an A-Lister from the start. Superstar.

I had two (of four) therapists ask me for free legal work (not just advice which would have been bad enough), and “befriend” me out of the office (while I was still in treatment). A third screamed at me that I had turned my back on God (he was just an ordinary, freestanding PhD, not some faith-based counselor). The…

He lost or surrendered his license years ago. He’s a psychologist (PhD), though, not a psychiatrist (MD) as the article says. He does have a PhD in psychology, though, unlike Dr. Laura, who is a doctor of exercise science......

He’s so incoherent—Ezra Klein in Vox really shows this in his piece on the interview—how can anyone tell what he’s “telling”? He has a pugnacious tone, and they just project the rest onto whatever half-cooked pablum he spews...

Funny—I like everything but the fake-y lashes....

Makeup artists buy Ardell—I think Sally Beauty carries them.

Try the Bite Agave Mask—if you get it in clear, it’s great to sleep in, even if you find it’s too sticky to your hair (it’s more greasy than sticky—not really greasy like vaseline, but still). They did have little sample blisters at Sephora, and you can buy them on eBay....

I have been wearing my Fitbit Zip every day since April 1. I like it because it tells me how many steps I took, how many miles I walked and how many minutes I was active if those minutes were in chunks of at least 10 minutes. I mostly use it for the steps. I walk for exercise. The battery is supposed to last 4-6…

Not any Chanel—Glossimer. I hate to bring her up, but Giggle was Sarah Palin’s favorite. Any moist gloss will attract hair. I am wearing Mac Huggable Lip Glass now—my lips don’t have that tacky feel, but hair would probably grab on it—my hair is boy-short now, so I can’t say.

Slip dresses? grunge? Fine if you are a teenager....

Charcoal gray does it all....

I was not so sure exactly what 2007 trends were until this article, except that Princess Carolyn wears them in the flashback sequences, including a denim mini. Don’t be a flashback....

You can check out Beautypedia, at several price points. I love Bite Beauty Agave Lip Mask, and Chanel Glossimer is a classic (though imho not as moisturizing), and drugstore—Almay Color + Care....

If you can swing it, Bite Beauty’s Agave Lip Mask (available in two tints and clear) really ups the moisture because the agave is a sugar that pulls it out of the air.....as long as you can not lick it off....

They kind of have, as reflected in Melania’s “statement” sleeve dresses.

I am a lawyer. A public figure can only be defamed (slander or libel) if they can show, and the burden of proof is on them, that the alleged defamer acted with actual malice, defined as “a reckless disregard for the truth.” There’s also a right to publicity, which I think was established by Elvis’s estate, but it’s…

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