If I got my husband a box (even a very expensive one), I think he’d spend several minutes looking at at, then me, thinking, “She’s testing me or something. A box? Is she trying to remind me of something I forgot? She must be mad at me, there’s no other explanation. Who just gives a box? Why is she looking at me that…

#blessed

The man in my life is getting these for Christmas. Hopefully he doesn’t pee on the tree again this year.

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…