“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

So how would you then define a good coach? Legitimate question if you really need to cut down Belichick’s accomplisments by just dismissing his opponents as dumb.

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Too many auto-playing ads. 

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

“We also see dead people.”

-Each of 70,828 paying MetLife attendees

As a Ravens fan, it is astounding how many of my Autumn Facebook Memories are of single-line status updates bitching about Flacco throwing into triple coverage or getting sacked after holding the ball for 8 seconds during a three man rush.

But really, how many kinds of toilets are there? You’ve got ass, piss, vomit, and doggie drinking bowl.

“He’s been around a Super Bowl winner” is an incredible slight.

As a long time Broncos fan I can safely say: that new episode of The Good Place was pretty good tonight . 

The first sentence wasn’t really english so I tuned it up.

And this is why when I tweet about China, it’s only to say how Winnie the Pooh wishes he was as handsome and wise as President Xi Jinping.