I’m crying from laughter. This is excellent.

“Stick to Feminism!”

“Stick to candy!”

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Wow!  This is a great post about sports, sports only, and nothing else besides sports!

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Jeez, I don’t look at Deadspin for 10 hours or so and I miss the most exciting thing that’s happened around here since Manti Teo. Thanks for posting that screengrab!

Hey everyone, relevant to your interests:

i wanted to turn this in to the Deadspin Lost & Found Department. Can I just leave it here? 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

It’s easy to see why Bill and the Pats win so much in the AFC. Part of it is his coaching acumen and front office maneuvering, the other is that just about every other coach in the conference in any given year is a ding-dong.

He’ll say it’s treason to disrespect the President. At which point, someone needs to pull out all his tweets about Obama and lock him up!

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

He looks like a fucking toddler about to cry.  The most fucking pathetic individual to ever hold the office.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”