THAT’S RIGHT I DID IT

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

No worries, I am glad to have a discussion about all this, these are things that matter a lot, especially in these times where we see a lot of the same patterns of behavior. (by the way this is a super long comment, but the part after the **** is just some good reading on the subject if you want to learn more- what…

The answer is approximately 6million Jews. Anyone who says fewer than that can go fuck themselves, and anyone who says more than that is erroneously conflating the other horrible things perpetrated by the Nazi Regime (which was in many ways your standard evil authoritarian government) with the Holocaust, which is one…

“I’m still learning that I don’t have to smile when a man makes me uncomfortable”

I am gay, yes. That’s how strongly I feel about this.

Are you queer? Are you a woman? Just curious.

Yes, Pence is a lot less likely to start a land war in Asia.

SPANISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF ALL THE RAPISTS AND DRUG DEALERS EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS

What isn’t he getting now that he would get as president? That’s what I don’t understand about all this “fear Pence” stuff. The call is coming from inside the house, people.

Oh, I know! And her VP was scary Tim Kaine. All the guy wanted to do was speak Spanish and play the harmonica, not, you know, hang all the gay people. Glad we narrowly escaped that! /s

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!

That’s because they don’t watch the show.

My favorite detail of the Kellywise sketch (which I thought was terrific) was that according to Kellyanne, she had “toned down her makeup.”

Michael Che’s “I liked it” response was the cherry on top.

I like when they do the old school monologues where the host just basically does stand up material. They let Louis CK and Aziz do that, and it’s always the best. I was really afraid they might make Kumail sing!

That Niger joke was the best joke SNL has told in seasons. Shocking and perfectly crafted.

Bad kerning is the devil. I can sympathize.

You must have incredibly forceful taps. Immense magnitude of tappage.