When did Doctor Doom acquire Oz Corp?

This argument bothers me the most (along with “black doesn’t travel”).

okay, NOW can we stop with the ‘well they needed a big name in the lead who just happened to be white to guarantee success’ excuse?

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

Let me guess…this was Wrestlemania LXIX

This is the definition of evil - knowing better, knowing what you’re doing will harm people and not giving a single fuck anyway.

I’m glad to hear that some men want this. It always seemed crazy to me that guys didn’t have an internal method of birth control and so many men seemed uninterested in getting one developed.

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.

When Paul Ryan uses social safety nets to go to college and prevent his family from sliding into poverty, it’s totes different. Everyone else is a lazy asshole who is a parasite to the taxpayers.

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

Except then he could use both, greatly increasing the effectiveness. For anyone truly worried, multiple methods is always the best answer.

GIVE IT TO ME. God, the fear of getting someone pregnant fucks with me constantly

Fortunately this will never be needed in America because of our highly successful Abstinence Program.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

This was a horrible horrible article that made me hate my life. Also, totally enjoyed reading it.

Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

Yes, a Bentley shuttle.

Hey thanks! Don’t be so hard on Doug, he’s very talented.

So you tell me what anyone is supposed to do?