I was all set to be like “Something that kills wasps? Can we give it the animal kingdom equivalent of a medal?” Then I found out it was another wasp that does it. Fitting I guess.

Faraday Future/Pence 2020!

You are a judgmental condescending prick - how “intelligent” and “liberal” of you categorizing “white America” as rednecks and “Toby Keith”

Actually, HamNo is good.

Are Toby Keith and White America in scare quotes because you’re implying they don’t actually exist? Because Toby Keith is frighteningly real, my friend. His music has terrorized ears for years.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Testosterone (et. al.) are fat soluble, so they tend “stay in your system” for a long time. Substances that are water soluble are more easily disposed of.

I don’t get why things are phrased like this. We “lost” 4 billion.” No, you didn’t. You never had it, so you can’t lose it.

Two great Yelp reviews I saw recently:

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

And the sun is paying for it!

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.

But it feels so real, you know? And that’s what’s important.

Schilling is the perfect encapsulation of the modern GOP.

Also that in some interview she mentioned that her and Aaron have sex - like in general not in a gross Howard Stern way - and the family freaked out that their son is dating such a whore... Yet, the fantasy suite, totes NBD b/c wanna be Aaron still loves Jesus.

If the boy had any decency, he’d date a woman descended from the noble and ancient race of cheese-curds.

There’s also a rumor flying around that the Rodgerses (ugh) are hard line Christians and took issue with the fact that Munn is of Asian descent. So very Christian of them if true.

I’ve been hypnotized as part of therapy, but I’ve always vaguely remembered what happened afterwards, even if it seems more like a dream state than anything.

This is absolutely terrifying, and I really feel for those poor women.

Hypnotism isn’t fake, but it requires time and, generally, a willing participant. Like, if someone’s trying to hypnotize you, you’re gonna know it.