Or film Cable and Deadpool just sitting in a cafe discussing his entire backstory, in one three-hour long scene, the whole thing, all improvised to save budget, and release that as part of a five-hour long Extended Edition.

An additional device that is more ubiquitous than a TV these days, isn’t really a setback. Everyone I know has at least a smartphone or a tablet.

People complain Nintendo doesn’t get with the times.

If the Millennials can pull off the miracle of speeding up the final two minutes of an NBA game then they will replace the WWII folks as The Greatest Generation.

I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…

Bush and co started the Middle East fiasco yet somehow it became all Hillary and Obama’s fault. The Republican voters will never admit they’ve been duped.

Yeah, I was only recently comfortable getting treatment for anxiety and depression because of the pre-existing conditions provision.

Paul Ryan doesn’t even want employers to offer health insurance to their employees. He’s in favor of some bullshit HSA (Health Savings Account) that goes through the banks so the banks will get rich off of healthcare in this country.

I think the precedent is being set in LA as we speak. If the city fails to support the Rams AND the Chargers, the biggest bogeyman in NFL relocation schemes utterly disappears (though with Las Vegas set to take its place). Hence why the league was offering huge subsidies to Spanos to get him to stay; the THREAT of…

I don’t know, man. After Nixon’s embarrassing resignation, the Republicans still controlled the Executive Branch for 14 of the next 20 years.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

I feel like we can eventually undo any over conservative ideologies that may get implemented but we’ll never be able to reconstruct our atomized remains after a hydrogen bomb is dropped directly on to our collective faces.

I know everyone loves the “UConn women always beat everyone by a million and it’s boring” story line, but that really hasn’t been the case this season. Yeah, this game was a blow out. But last week they played Maryland, and won by 6. 87-81 was the final score. It was the best college basketball game - men’s or women’s…

It didn’t help that, Pat Summitt, his only real competition for the last 20 years, had to retire in 2012 because of early set Alzheimer’s and died a few years later.

The last time UConn has the #1 recruiting class was 2012, and none of those players are on this team. They recruit very well (obviously) but the idea that their success is simply due to always having the best recruits year in and year out is simply not true.

Reporters cannot ask him multipart questions, it makes it WAY too easy to dodge. I can’t imagine how tempting it is to ask a whole litany of questions in your one turn but the fact that he could sidestep the question about whether his staff had contact with Russia is unacceptable.

The sentence was way out of range. Trump’s own National Security adviser leaked intel to Pakistan with at least as much consequence to field operations, and what was his punishment? He was informally reprimanded

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

One does not simply Uber into Mordor.