I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

I really hate the fact that this asshole is going to run for President every cycle for the next 30 years. It’s like the American people having to simultaneously deal with a herpes outbreak every 4 years.

“I think that rich spoiled athlete ought to give all his money to take care of fallen police officers.”

I can’t tell what this comment is. Is it an opposite humblebrag? I’ve never met an attractive woman at the airport while playing a video game ?

But have you tried?

Nintendo’s industrial design is just phenomenal. Who else would even conceive of a configuration like this? I’m seriously impressed.

I’m pretty sure the game that is being played on the airplane is Skyrim.

Is that Skyrim?????

And your bully had bigger hands...

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

The thing that is amazing at this point isn’t that he says stupid shit. It’s that he continues to say stupid shit and apparently can’t stop. It’s one thing if you are a racist/sexist ass hole. It’s another when you are racist/sexist ass hole who can not just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The Ferrari is slower in a straight line. But if you are buying a Ferrari for straight line performance you are doing it wrong.

Exactly, we will wait because it is Tesla. Tesla has produced pretty incredible cars.

“They couldn’t find ANY scale object in the 20-30 mile range that would be more relatable to all Americans?”

She ruined the trilogy, really? She barely was in it. I know she played a prominent role, but out of the 9 hours of films, she was barely in it in that sense.

The black squirrel stole the show.