The only thing that IS clear is that he reserves his greatest contempt for us, the readers.

I don’t know if Barsanti’s upset at AMC for raising prices, audiences for paying them, or people being mad at AMC. The article seems weirdly sarcastic about everything.

Dude I’m 49 and have been riding since I was 16. Last bike was a 1969 BSA A65 fully rebuilt by me.

Can we talk about the Wilpons and Madoff? Because, man, describing them as having been “hornswoggled” is a very generous interpretation of the facts. Don’t mean to give you shit, Roth, because it wouldn’t have made sense to relitigate that issue in the middle of an article that ultimately isn’t about Madoff. But it…

So, to be clear...  a football player for a major University and brother to NFL player treated a police car like his own personal taxi service........ And, the COPS are the assholes?

We’d have to have more information before passing judgment. Not to be blunt, but I suggest a joint commission to find out if this dope is using the marijuana again. This seems to be a chronic problem for him. The Browns may need to blaze and not make it so kushy for him moving forward.

Just think how many second rounders Hinkie could get for Embiid and Simmons.

They are counted separately as models. Ford lumps all F-series pickups together to make the numbers bigger.

Pikes Peak is PERFECT for electric cars: Short distance is clearly within range limitations, tight turns leverage instant torque, elevation gains and reduced oxygen are irrelevant.

you could’ve just watched it on youtube. No breaks at all

Thanks, I’d been struggling to articulate why Kotaku in particular using attractive cosplay to drive traffic was bothering me without sounding like a misogynst or agreeing with people who end up being trolls.

Why? Because (A) Lebron is the GOAT, (B) his struggle to achieve success in life despite being surrounded by helpless nimrods is depressingly analogous to the life that each of us live each day and (C) watching Boston sports teams lose is perhaps the greatest joy imaginable.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

Where do you live that no natural disaster can destroy your home?

I havent seen a face so violently slammed into the bag since Harvey Weinstein interviewed a 15 year old Gwyneth Paltrow.

There is always a highlight truther...

In his defense, if my teenage past were to resurface, I would have t...oh wait, I’ve never been a racist scumbag. Nevermind.

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