Why can’t we have politicians like that? I mean, if you’re going to be a homophobic, small minded idiot, at least distract us with real issues. Killer crocs!

I would have a bit of empathy for the Sheriff’s statements about simply wanting to avoid potential trouble if I believed for one second he’d have reacted similarly to a sign saying the same about Obama. We all know there’s fucking way he’d have raised so much as an eyebrow.

Was it a joke? Because making a joke like that, with that text, right after the Rice video surfaced, is arguably worse than if it were sincere. I’m not sure you’re doing him any favors. And in defense of Jezebel, it didn’t play like a joke at the time to most people.

Huh? What? Your Dad died in your mid-30's and it sucked? Your mid-30's?

You misread the article. No one is blaming Stewart for not deciding LCK was guilty. That’s not his job in the first place. Yet it’s quite a leap from not assigning guilt to claiming to have never even heard of the allegations and then belittling the questioner. Would not the following have satisfied both?

This will not be an issue for Commissioner Jerrah until Jerrah’s ‘boys are impacted by a Thursday night game injury to Dak or Zeke. Then expect major schedule changes*.

Let me help you. There is only one imbecile. It’s Trump. The plan that everyone is signing up for, that the morons on Facebook and Twitter are proudly owning as “Trumpcare” now that the evil, communist Obamacare is finally dead, is in fact the Affordable Care Act plan. Same as last year, the year before, and so on.

Truly a capital offense. You can add special circumstances in that they, knowing they had no offensive line, shot up his shoulder for 2 years straight and rolled him out there anyway. Their most valuable asset.

LeBron looks to me to be suffering the same thing late Kobe suffered in that it ain’t the years it’s the mileage. Playing deep in to every post season, Olympic commitments, etc. It takes a toll and he has so little help right now other than Love who is remarkably consistent at being an inconsistent presence.

This thread is full of weak, weak takes, but the poor Alonso was just defending his legs/had no choice is the weakest by far. If that were actually the reason, then his intent was absolutely to hurt Flacco. A sliding QB is automatically down, so if Alonso was simply looking to protect his fragile legs, rather than…

I love all the non-Angelenos jumping in with climate change comments, following Lindsey’s lead. Sadly, I can tell you that a handful of 100+ days in October are pretty typical around these parts. We usually get one or two pretty brutal fall heat waves, and it’s been that was since I can remember.

That is internet commenter perfection. Adds nothing, isn’t remotely on point, and you laugh at your own cleverness. They just steamrolled two of the hottest teams going into the playoffs, have gotten ridiculous contributions from a list of guys no one had heard of before the year began, and had the best 50 game…

who is just an average QB at this point

sharing a silent appreciation of buying a game through free agency

The kid was an absolute dumpster fire during the series against Cleveland, but there is no way you pull him from the lineup. On a purely selfish note, he’s stop what you’re doing and watch television. He also completely changes the face of the Yankee lineup, because despite his strikeouts, pitchers fear him. Any kind…

not too worrisome for a 19-year-old who also shot 41 percent from three and has plenty of years ahead to refine his mechanics.

Burned, meet Bridges. Bridges, meet Burned.

Help me out. We’re dealing with Weinstein and Cosby, true predators. Men who abused their power in the most appalling manner. There are countess more of them out there and they MUST be found, outed, and burned. But this?

Look, my first reaction here is to do the normal comment thing and give you some smart ass answer because I really can’t believe your reply. However, just for a moment I’m going to believe you really did misunderstand it and took the article literally.

We had this on repeat in the house last night. It was a thing of fucking beauty. Eminem at his angriest is Eminem at his finest, and his total scorching of Trump was therapy for all.