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wtf is this drivel.

It’s not clickbait. There’s literally a video from that channel where that douchebag is driving this exact same car like a douchebag. Doesn’t matter whether he owns it or not. He drove it and posted a video of it to his channel.

I subscribed because in the first few videos I watched, I was just mesmerized by the cars. Then I started paying attention to this douche and unsubbed. I refuse to watch any of his videos as to not give him a single cent in revenue. It’s just a drop in the bucket, but seems like he’s getting less and less popular.

Ooof, that’s rough. I’ve never seen his work, but to inspire that kind of response it must be a pretty special level of douche!

What a jackwagon. This is right by my house on a stretch of road I frequently ride my bike on with my kid on the back. The video posted is also on Huron River Dr. and also a 35 mph zone. I don’t generally wish ill on anyone but the most heinous assholes, but this guy is approaching that territory.

Exactly my point.

Between this guys tone and the channel’s name it mystifies me that this is watched at all.

We need to stop making people like this famous.

Parker is one of the most annoying and arrogant youtube person. I wouldn’t mind seeing him trade places with Paul Walker.

Sorry, but I’ve always like the CLS, and I’m sure I’m far from the only one. Actually, this is the first I’ve heard about it being ugly. Actually, in any reputable Auto review (whatever that means to you), they’ve always praised it’s styling. I think you may be getting this car confused with another German made, ugly…

The first gen CLS was a thing of beauty, almost looked like an Italian designed it. With the second one, Mercedes was significantly impressed with a ‘76 Monte Carlo to slap its scalloped fenders on their new ‘coupe’. The image above looks exactly like a poop with wheels, BTW.

One of the best looking cars of the past 40 years, but the nerds on Jalopnik don’t like it because the marketing department calls it a “coupe”. Typical.

Counterpoint: the CLS has always looked great and the Audi A7 has a weird, awkward ass.

The first one was an instant classic. The current one is overstyled and unattractive to me.

If you think the CLS of any model year is ugly, I sincerely question your taste in cars, there arent many 4 door cars that look better.

Always dug the CLS. It’s different.

Was this a tongue-in-cheek article? The CLS was pretty good looking the last two models. And it ushered in sleek, “sporty” (sorry), sedans. You can’t tell me that the A7 or the 6er Gran Coupe aren’t the best looking sedans in Audi and BMWs lineup.

As someone who had a CLS a few years ago, and thinks they are gorgeous (I like my sedans with some curves just like my women), I am glad they are doing another generation. I might have to go look at one to replace the wife’s Panamera in a few years.

Read the lede before noticing the author. I expected it to be Kristen and a weird hot-take/satire post since I think the CLS has always looked great and ushered in the “4-door coupe” style. And the shooting brake!