The only thing its going to spank is it’s soccer mom transmission. They could put a GTR drive train in it and it still wouldn’t be cool... Oh wait they did, and it wasn’t cool

Yeah, cos Jukes are so great.

So this is fine, but the equally “doomed for scrap” bumper on the m5 a few days ago wasn’t?

In the spirit of the Darwin Awards, I hope it blows it and him up. Fucking stupid idea, and truly terrible cars. Quit pointlessly fucking around.

How many V6 Mustangs Ecoboost Mustangs could he have bought instead?

Yes he will send it through the transmission. Like front input shaft through the tail housing. And gear cone pulley things through the oil pan. 500hp Straight through the whole thing.

Good for him. Every time a Juke explodes, an angel gets its wings.

The only thing it didn’t have was a cup holder. But I agree. I had a 95 E300 diesel and got it with 275000 miles. Transmission still shifted perfectly. I didn’t hear SHIT from outside when the windows were up and I could be driving it 110 mph and never a shimmy or rattle. So tight. And the leather? Fuck all this new…

Great cars. I got hooked on a 300D which I sold with 286K miles (original engine and transmission) and currently own an E420 with 175K miles (also original engine and transmission), which is 7/10ths 500e. Go drive a new anything and then drive A W124. Nothing even comes close to the way these go down the road.…

Mercedes 300 CE-24, and Mercedes 500 E. Nuff Said.

A 94 SHO would stomp this thing and can be had for less than $5k

Maybe the price also includes the Sprinter van in the pictures? And the Sprinter van is filled with 4,000 lbs of frozen chicken wings? And one of the chicken wings is actually a 14-oz. nugget of solid gold that just looks like a chicken wing?

This one has a decimal point discrepancy. It’s not often you put up a car whose owner overvalues it by a factor of ten.

I’m sensing he exceeded his skill level when he put the key in the ignition…

I get it if a lot of quality issues crop up - but a lot of these complaints are things like “accelerates poorly,” “cannot adjust seats properly,” “doesn’t have any power,” “entry/exit very uncomfortable.”

They don’t make them like that anymore :(

The Smoking Tire
Car Stories at The Petersen
Adam Carolla’s CarCast

and he’s just checkin in on yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Race Wars is always entertaining