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Damn you beat me to it!

I regret that I can only star once. This is the most appropriate answer.

*shrug*

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

What are you talking about? All Asians are exactly the same! There’s no difference between Korea and China and Japan and ‘Nam!

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

probably V6, but considering BMW’s involvement and the Supra history, I wouldn’t put an I6 out of the question.

It’s a Toyota. What did you expect...

Hey, if it weren’t for porn, the internet wouldn’t be what it is today. Jalopnik.com would be just a boring, text-bast server board. We’d still be using a 300 bit per second modem to SLOWLY download your text based comments and raise hell if you caused the data transfer to lag while we downloaded a bitmap image of

That happened in America too? I always though the woodland porn fairy was a peculiarly British institution.

Because nothing says “overstyled” better than a third tailpipe on a 4-cylinder motor...

Perception is a major element to your personal success at a company. Showing up in a clown car does you no favors. It makes you look boyish and inexperienced.

The STI was never this silly and at least has some real pedigree. 

It’s an over styled Subaru with a Honda badge. It’s not a good look.

What professional would show up to the office in something this ridiculous?

It’s hideous. Sorry. Too much going on and insanely boy-racer.

The disingenuous part is that it makes it seem like Apple is sharing data with law enforcement when instead they would be proving law enforcement with data if they were issued a warrant (which would then obligate Apple to provide that data). That has nothing to do with whether or not they should encrypt the metadata

Her ending the night with Alicia Machado was well played. Of course Trump isn’t going to remember the horrible stuff he says about women because there’s so many he’s said things about.

To bring this to sports, I’d love to see Clinton drop an aside where she says something like, “How could you manage America when you couldn’t even manage a football team and wound up destroying the whole USFL?” There’s no way he could not resist going on a five-minute frothy tangent defending himself.

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”