She got creamed in this accident.

“That fucking asshole”.

That was pretty standard at 60s concerts. They’d put a big spotlight behind one and shine the whole thing on the band. Someone would sit there and squeeze the edges of the glass to make the patterns change.

I watched a driver in Boston latch himself onto the rear bumper of an ambulance blowing through morning commute traffic. When they got up a bit in front of me, the paramedics opened the back doors and started screaming at the guy to cut the shit or the cops would be paying him a visit.

Of course. We all need more silver cars with a black interior.

See also: Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

Home ownership is both less scary and cheaper if one takes the time to learn how to actually maintain and repair ones home. YouTube is a never ending source of information, but Home Depot, of all places, actually makes a really good how to book that will deal with basic plumbing, electrical, and carpentry projects.

I used to lay in bed at night thinking about things I said to other people. One time, I showed up at work to apologize for some random comment I made that may have been taken poorly. The person I was talking to had exactly no recollection of the conversation, much less the comment.

If they can’t demonstrate compliance, just like adhering to federally defined speed limits, they stand to lose federal highway funding.

Give the last couple paragraphs a re-read.

$350? Christ, I could fill every room in my house with an Echo Dot for less than that.

It works like when you get sparks connecting the ground on a battery. The ground end starts to get electrically excited when the other charge is approaching and begins to discharge.

I work from a home office and when I get up out of my chair, that’s it. No phone, no internet browsing unless I’m specifically looking for something.

Us old farts pretty much shake hands with everyone. Please don’t give me one of those dead fish handshakes.

As a motorcyclist, maybe if people’s cars were aware of my motorcycle’s presence, people would stop left turning us, U turning us, or crashing into us from behind.

And in a dealership. Take him when he arrives or when he leaves, not while he’s in the structure with people 4 feet away.

My very first full time job was fixing busted copy machines at an engineering company. Computer hardware engineering, specifically.

We live in NorCal and tore our lawn out about 10 years ago, before the drought. We went with a xeriscape. It takes a small amount of water, requires no mowing, little fertilizing and consumes very little of our time.

And our diesel BMW with the cover off sounds like an idling diesel-electric locomotive.

My two brothers were both highly susceptible to getting car sick. I know that zip locks in the glove box are great, but my parents used to keep two empty 1 pound coffee cans under the front seat, complete with plastic snap on lids.