At that point, my late 20s, I already had some damage from motorcycles and punk rock. Part of maturity is understanding that we won’t be 22 forever and later on, one might want some of those parts still functioning.

I’m desperately scanning those photos looking for broken Alfas.

I went to college in Atlanta and lived in Boston both before and after. Boston likes to think of itself as racially blind, but living there shows that Boston is not only racist, but far more so than the south they regularly ridicule as being racist.

For me, it’s my right ear, courtesy of trying to reinsert a poorly installed ear plug during a GWAR show. As I was trying to cram it back in my ear, someone bumped my elbow and that was it for the ear plug. I spent the next 45 minutes with my index finger stuffed in my right ear.

If you’re in a regular car or truck, don’t forget those head checks before you change lanes, folks. Your mirrors will lie right to your face.

Er, “Al Bundy”. I was on my first cup of coffee.

My wife and I have been married for 32 years. We do pretty well and have always been good about avoiding passive aggressive bullshit, even though we’re both midwesterners and NOBODY does PA better than our people.

Do I remember reading about a “town” out in the Everglades that was basically composed of sex offenders that couldn’t find anywhere else to live? If I recall correctly, none of them could find a job, nor could they find a place to live, so they lived in an old farm workers collection of cottages and were all…

My wife of 32 years and I first had sex when she was 17 and I was 19. Clearly in violation of the laws, but here we are, 40 years later.

The question behind all of this, and virtually any other criminal case, is whether we want jail to serve as punishment or an attempt to rehabilitate people. What do we, as a society, want to happen when people are jailed?

Autistic kid, not your standard issue ten year old, I should remind you.

It was no picnic as an emerging adult, either. Employment was tough. “Greed is good” was the motto and the baby boomers were busy setting us up to fail right about now.

The real catastrophe here is the missing apostrophe in “boats” in the shot from the news broadcast.

As a Michigan native, I keep hoping that both of those fucking idiots turn out to be from Indiana.

Check ya later, Porsche Turbo boy.

Normally, when trolling, one at least takes a moment to put some bait on the hook.

Nice work!

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