Is this the Alfa upsell for people having trouble getting into the driveway in an Alfa sedan?

Great. Ensure the incoming president doesn’t know anything. How’s that going to work out for the rest of us?

I was thinking more along the lines of someone that’s just getting started. I started with basically a quarter of my body weight in each hand and then worked up.

I read that photo as “cretastic”.

45 pounds in each hand. Not too hard. If you’d like, start easier, with a reasonably short distance and lighter weight. I was training for a bicycle ride that was pretty ridiculous and “suitcase carry” was a big component. It builds core and legs.

Indeed. Been on either end of that equation. Currently in T-shirts, but if I don’t get back on my bicycle in the near future, I’ll be back in Hawaiian shirts again.

“I know jokes. I know the best jokes. And I know that sarcasm isn’t jokes. Unfair!” -Future Tweet from Fearless Leader

Among my fellow geezer friends, it usually means “I’ve gained enough weight that if I buy a T-shirt to fit, it’s three sizes too big in the shoulders because I’ve got such a gigunda belly”.

I understand. But 100+ in a 45mph zone? I don’t care who you are, or what you do for a living - that’s nearly 60mph over the limit. I got yanked for 22 over in a 55 and almost had to walk to work for 30 days. 60mph would have likely gotten me a lifetime ban.

I’ve already been working on stop the fucking Republicans.

The last thing Donald Trump is going to do is manage to get in between me and my spouse when one of us is sporting That Smile.

We’re on our third E90/92. First one was an 06 330i. Great car. Ate a couple of coils, which were fixed under the CPO warranty. Drove that for a couple years, then bought a 335i because horsepower and the one we found was utterly loaded. Like every possible option on it. Stunning car. It ate a water pump, which…

That’s what that “Decline” button is for. I’m totally ruthless about managing my schedule and regularly refuse to go to meetings that conflict with my lunch or other meetings I’m in. I had a colleague that didn’t quite understand Outlook and when I’d decline, they weren’t able to figure it out.

Oh, God. Work travel is the worst.

I work remotely and a few people manage my schedule for me. They just look for openings and park meetings in them. I kept getting scheduled straight through from like 10 to 4 without having an opportunity to eat lunch. That’d leave me all hangry and a horrible person.

I can attest that it’s great for post bicycling rides, but during or before a ride it just makes me feel lazy and lethargic. That’s fine if we’re out just doodling around the neighborhood, but for actual endurance training it’s a disaster. Cotton mouth is tough when you’re only carrying 60oz of fluids on a…

I believe we’re talking with someone who only sees guns as a weapon. Too bad, huh. Judging by the comments, I’m going with vegan.

Gonna disagree with you. My brother is a deer hunter. He’ll go hunting, shoot a deer and feed his family for the entire winter with it. He’s not wealthy, so getting out of buying protein for 6 months makes a major difference in his life.

I hope that’s sarcasm.

Because in those places, where hunting makes the first day of deer season a local holiday, guns are important. If the voters can’t find much difference between the two, they’ll vote for the one that won’t fuck with their guns.