Friend to friend, if you put a small piece of toilet paper in the water before a violent poop, it breaks the surface tension of the water and prevents “Poseiden’s Kiss”.

I was previously a regular once a day pooper. They were nice poops, our president elect may even call them luxurious. However, for the past few days I’ve had little rabbit poop pellets. What the hell is that? I have ingested several tablespoons of flaxmeal and a serving of prunes today. I’m guessing things will return…

I made an account just to say this thread is the first thing that has actually make made me laugh out loud, like, a full belly laugh, since Tuesday. Also I just learned just how mature I am.

(I realize no one will see this. But thanks anyway.)

Similar to the spelling of the Washington, D.C. NFL team as R*dskins by woke people, I suggest we start a written convention of referring to him in print as Tr**p. It’s a bad, bad, very bad word. Just like we don’t name kids Adolf anymore, we must make Tr**p into a pejorative.

My 10yr-old daughter and I love potty humor and have decided that whenever we are going to announce that we are going to take a crap it shall henceforth be exclaimed, “I’m going to take a Trump!” Or, “Don’t go in there, I just took a steamy Trump!” Or, “Hey dad, if you’re gonna stink up the bathroom with a massive…

This is very timely.

Everybody sharts.... sometime