“You’re Not Sticking to Music when you Stick to Music”

I think “purport to support” is my new favorite phrase, it has a lovely cadence.

Please send thoughts and prayers to Canada’s gun nuts in this difficult moment.

“The apple [Don. Jr.] doesn’t fall far from the tree.” Well I don’t think anybody can disagree with that!

A rotary-dial smart(ish) phone. Finally something the Millenials and Boomers can bond over mocking each other with.

Un-Jessica-Biel-ievable.

ESPN’s piece yesterday lauded him for being the only NBA player to ever have two numbers retired by a team, with zero reference to the circumstances in which he changed his number in the first place (rebranding his image after his popularity crashed in the aftermath of being credibly accused of rape).

Thank God he wasn’t also advertising raisins at the time...

If you have to say that it’s already too late!

Yeah this amounts to grimdark backstory for a kindergarten-level pattern-matching question.

My guess is managers & supervisors make just enough to set them apart from the rank and file, so everyone resents their coworkers for being either overpaid or uppity while ownership bathes in money unmolested. You know, capitalism!

Right on. “Other people are unethical, so I have no obligation to be ethical myself” is a moral failing.

Yeah Walmart employees very often themselves deserve at least consideration for the category of “less fortunate.” Walmart is worth billions while many of its employees barely scrape by, so I don’t think it’s fair to talk about what these employees did wrong without also discussing the tremendous structural injustice…

yeah Logan Paul was irrelevant five years ago and will probably be irrelevant five years from now. Meanwhile Kanye’s transition to guy who makes hokey “christian” music and the crew of conservatives who are pretending to like it to own the libs are exhausting.

There’s no reasonable secular reason* not to vaccinate and these people just don’t like being told what to do.

You can’t attribute a kid’s death to a vaccine-preventable disease to their not vaccinating against that disease, obviously.

Keep it classy St. Louis.

But I dOn’T kNoW wHaT tHe RuLeZ aRe AnYmOrEeee

Your intent doesn’t matter. Keep your damn hands to yourself.

Previously, Buckingham Palace has denied all allegations concerning Andrew and “any suggestion of impropriety with underage minors,” according to The Guardian.