One such poll was commissioned by John McLaughlin, one of the Trump campaign pollsters, for the Vapor Technology Association. The poll, which surveyed battleground state voters who vape, showed negative results for Mr. Trump if he went ahead with a ban

5. Invent the world’s first detachable and unbreakable titanium-based hymen, and then hire some goons to super glue it across T.I.’s mouth.

“Ope! Let me just slide on in you there.”

I cannot disagree with this statement.

Streissand Effect in action! I didn’t know who Bob Murray was until five years ago, now I know he’s a creep who leaves his kidney stones lying around the office and dips his balls into hot dog water. Thanks HBO!

They can’t just boot Pence out of office, but the party can absolutely replace him on the 2020 ticket if they (i.e. Trump) wants. His term as VP expires January 2021 unless reelected.

They can’t just boot Pence out of office, but the party can absolutely replace him on the 2020 ticket if they (i.e. Trump) wants. His term as VP expires January 2021 unless reelected.

Hey I said you couldn’t be like that, I gave you the benefit of the doubt. If you continue to insist I’m talking about you, that says way more about you than anything I could.

Fuck of with this “regret isn’t sexual assault” nonsense. You obviously didn’t read the article which clearly laid out a culture of coercing women into bad situations under threat of losing their jobs and being blacklisted if they complained.

Oof. Thank you SO MUCH for putting that image in my head. Now I get to enjoy my breakfast a second time.

*Between a blatant racist, and a blatant racist and child molester.

*Between a blatant racist, and a blatant racist and child molester.

And Louisiana’s a big ol’ hemorrhoid.

This is close, but shouldn’t it be Putin groping Trump? Putin’s clearly the topper there.

I was trying to think of something clever to say here and just can’t, I’m out of words for the moment.

I’m sure the union’s doing work behind the scenes (I think they have a great case for CBA violation for Barry in particular) but that stuff takes time, it doesn’t just resolve on Twitter in a day. Spanfeller fucked up so bad that the rest of the staff quit before anything could come of it and here we are.

This is excellent sports content, thank you.

The beanies!

Don’t forget weird names and Drew’s medical issues.

Or maybe management will realize they fucked up, apologize and resto-LMAOoo that’ll never happen.