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Exodus is already linked directly to the Jewish people, saying “Jexodus” is redundant and stupid.

For me we crossed the line between terrible administration and postmodern performance art installation when Melania visited separated children at the border wearing an “I really don’t care, do u?” jacket and then accused the media of reading too much into her fashion choices and of course she cares about those

I’m not sure what’s sadder at this point, how unsurprising this headline is or how unsurprising the response from the right will be.

Come on man, I don’t want to think about the Trump family working out its kinks.

He’s probably going even faster than that, his top sprint speed is around 19 MPH.

Barstool is a self-demonstrating article—”bar” as in sports bar, “stool” as in the POS bros who populate them.

I just re-experienced my breakfast a little bit so thanks for that. +1

Update (3/7/19): LOL!

By “readers” I’m assuming you mean “hacks who volunteer their own time to harass anyone vaguely critical of barstool”

With MORE INTENSE CAPS

On a boat!

Prostitution is very different than drug dealing, considering the “product” is human beings. Criminalizing prostitution ensures that sex workers themselves are criminalized and obstructs trafficking victims from seeking help—they can be arrested and charged themselves (or at least their traffickers will tell them that

The polls were quite good in 2016, on election day they showed Clinton up by 4 when she won the popular vote by 2. (They were actually better than 2012 when they had Obama up 1 and he won by 4.) The only reason people think the polls were so bad is because Clinton underperformed just a bit more in states that she

You’ll have to do better than just searching “allegation definition” in Google and using the first result to prove a stupid point.

Have you ever been in...in a Turkish prison?

You talk like Ortiz should just be grateful for whatever he got (5k or 15k), well why shouldn’t Kuchar just be grateful he got anything at all despite having to replace his caddy at the last minute. He’s under no obligation to pay his regular caddy 10% either but I’m sure his regular caddie would feel stiffed with a

Ok, except this “random caddie” just stepped up to help him win a tournament and $1.3M prize despite having, what, a few days’ notice at most? He’s not some rando amateur they just picked up at the local country club to lug the guy’s club around, he’s a professional who makes his livelihood doing this and is

Reebok really should have secured the endorsement of Virtue & Moyer before launching this campaign.

And Gayle Benson’s not even an only child!

What makes you say that?