Illegal immigration has both benefits and drawbacks to the economy as far as native/naturalized citizens are concerned. While immigrants can claim certain benefits like education, they also add surplus value to the economy by paying taxes and by creating a labor surplus in low-income high-labor jobs (which tends to…

Apparently men with beards!

I think that’s a generic, the brand I know is the Swedish Sure-Grip Suck Machine.

A+ reference.

Your troll logic is impressive and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I look forward to your upcoming seven-part Dead Letters series.

He’s an innovator and a job creator!! What have you ever built?! You’re probably a pedophile!! He tries to do this amazing wonderful selfless thing and gets no gratitude, he doesn’t have to bless us with his genius!! He’s going to take us to Mars to stop overpopulation!!

I’ve always heard that you should go to the doctor if your cock has a burning discharge.

Oh yes. Pump it into my veins

You’re a hero for actually digging through and reporting on this, I can only imagine how difficult it is reading a 250 page report based on the snippets you’ve highlighted.

Gamers(TM)

Jim Harbaugh is aghast.

First email: “Laura Wagner’s offensive language hurts my feelings.”

Correlation doesn’t necessarily mean causation, but it is jumping up and down with a big sign reading “Look over here!”

This deserves more stars! There’s a big opportunity cost to exercising in your free time and many people can’t afford it, or understandably choose to prioritize the things that are most imminent.

Going off this, if you continue the line of the crease up you can get an imaginary post flush with the wall from both angles (marking the tip of the glove as well):

This is why I’m a Red Sox fan. You would never see this sort of behavior at Fenway. *hit by beer thrown by Mikey from Quincy*

It’s crazy that they’ve already secured their best record since 2015.

You’re doing U-M a disservice: 

You can teach a gorilla to hit! You can even train it well enough to have a successful MLB career as Adam Dunn.