“We became engaged while traveling in the car.” Is it a magical transformation? Do I have to worry about getting into a car with my cousin now because we might “become engaged”? And what if Babar “became engaged” to Andrew instead? Are we asking too much of these primitive and clearly non-European elephants to accept…

That Bob Wilson letter is a fucking masterpiece!

A cheeky finish.

But her emails!

According to the ESPN article in the last link, this win ended the D-backs longest skid of the season. Not saying this is proof, but clearly the universe wants this to be true.

That is a normal review. Move on, find a new slant.

+1 final countdown

Or normal red either, for that matter.

The odds of any particular string of 27 consecutive shots is 1/(.638^27) = 1 in 186,000.

Him?

Yup. I also happen to be a fifteen-foot tall purple dragon who sneaks into homes at night to eat children, kidnaps zoo animals to sacrifice to the Dark One, and thinks that hey, that Charles Manson fellow is onto something.

“Innocent.”

You have no clue if he “didn’t do anything wrong” unless you happen to have been a witness, in which case thanks for waiting this long. The indictment exists, which is a fact that is acceptable for a news organization to report on.

Clicking through all of your contributions (https://kinja.com/wellthisisfunnow/discussions) show no links or references to credible sources regarding your claims—I’m sure Deadspin deleted them all as part of the cover-up, right?

Jeez, who wouldn’t want to fuck this guy? You females love being talked about in terms of your percentile of appearance right?

Thats a shame, I was really looking forward to his 30th aniversary spread in the swimsuit issue.

There’s a big difference between you, who seem be aware and concerned of how this affects your wife, and the writer’s husband, who apparently sees no problem at all and is actively shifting any blame for his wife’s dissatisfaction onto her. The underlying issue is not “he’s never in the mood,” it’s “this relationship…

Witnesses saw Brady enter a bathroom with a ball needle and emerge 90 seconds later and 6 inches shorter.

I totally agree with that, but apparently telling MSU to just address the core issue isn’t effective when their athletic programs matter more than their students. Taking the athletic programs doesn’t solve the problems in itself but it would certainly be the fastest way to force the issue.

Me: “I can’t imagine how an institution could fail harder than this.”