I suppose that depends on the type of plastic gun she was using. I doubt she would have used a replica of a stormtrooper rifle, personally.

I prefer the Japanese version:

I realized very early on that you don’t have to read text you’ve seen before, so that helped a lot.

I put a bunch of suggestions in another comment, I hope you consider them! Great job on the fake direct, it looked great!

A checkmark would do just fine I think considering the colours are all represented individually in the store.

I agree, it’d be cool to have a release that at least remastered Crisis Core + Dirge of Cerberus and heck, why not throw in Before Crisis just to complete the spin-off trio?

Damn, you can’t even buy Crisis Core digitally!

What, you’re gonna put Pokémon Go on the reversing camera so you can run over Pikachu to catch him?

I agree, 100% of the time the female protagonist has better voice-acting than the male meathead guy.

USB keyboards also work; it’s nice to keep one handy to use when docked next to a PS4!

Exactly my point! Either method is going to be confusing for folks I feel!

If he wanted cheap controllers he should have got them a PoryStation!

He didn’t want to spend a cent over $26 on his children, it seems.

Here in NZ I’ve never gotten more than 20mbps down. During lockdown I’ve gotten as low as 0.02. I’ve become mostly nocturnal as a result.

...a long time.

Yeah, it’s a very aggressive looking ship with the wings pointed forward on the attack, almost like its own targeting HUD locking onto enemy fighters.

Half the Japanese VA talent seem to be dying of cancer these days. Did they chain smoke or something?

I don’t think anyone has ever looked at a Nintendo console since 2006 and asked the question “Can it run Crysis?”. Will be amused to see what it looks like on Switch, or just how large it’ll be!

Even the setup process is annoying as hell. To wit:

They’re what I call Authentic Remakes (as opposed to deviating ones like Resident Evil 2 or FFVII Remake). Their intent is to rebuild all the assets of the game and replicate it as close as possible, with some modern conveniences along the way. Crash N-Sane is a good example of this: while the levels were built over…