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Hard to hear, too.

Dies it look to anyone else like that high jump is propelled by diarrhea?

I’d argue you can’t inadvertantly be Dadaist, because Dadaism is super intentional, in that it was invented to criticize The Art World™.

All babies are assholes

The obvious choice: Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard.

The obvious choice: Gulden’s Spicy Brown Mustard.

The U.S. government is currently overstocked with Internally Transportable Light Strike Vehicle (ITV) “Growler” off-road vehicles and Medium Tactical Vehicle Replacement 7 Ton (MTVR) cargo trucks and is about to pass the savings on to yoooooooooou!

You can’t just have a Shamrock Shake. You have to have it with a filet-o-fish and fries, which is a traditional Catholic Lenten meal going back to the early Roman origins of the Church.

Driving back from Texas after Christmas on I-10 going east. I’m about 20-25 miles outside of Baton Rouge when I notice a smoke trail in the distance. I thought nothing of it as I came from an agricultural area and was used to seeing burn piles in fields and such growing up. I get about five miles down the road and

There used to be a homeless woman who lived in my neighborhood who was very sweet, but definitely had some challenges. If you gave her money, she would scream, “OH, THANK YOU BABY, THANK YOU!” and spray saliva everywhere. One day, I was riding the 24 Divisadero and she got on, made it about two steps down the aisle

When I moved out to Arizona, I decided to take my lifted Golf up Mount Ord with my friend who was driving a lifted Jeep. On the way back down we decided to explore a side trail and quickly ran into a wash that was too deep for my Golf to attempt to go through. We turned around where I found that it’s a lot easier to

Sorry, Awesome....

I hope everyone that reads this and goes “This is so clearly wrong!” also then applies that same thinking to restaurants. Because this model is a really old and well worn concept and all they are doing basically what every restaurant does to their serving staff which is entirely legal and supported by the government

I’m like 90% sure that “seized illegal Mexican bologna” is a euphemism of some sort.

It is also illegal in many/most cases to fail to yield right to faster-moving traffic, regardless of the speed limit. (As of course all good Jalops know.) RECHTSFAHREN!

Chevrolet falling by the wayside when challenged by the Japanese...

There’s nothing that weird in this video. Bidet attachments? Rgb panels? Cleanable keyboards? A bunch of stupid massagers? Is this CES or Sharper Image?

Oh, it’s a video.
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You are the first to say ‘design language’.  Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener.