Built in snowboard / wakeboard rack.

Is that a snorkel on the passenger side A pillar?

The wheels/hubcaps look sort of similar to these.

Can't argue with that.

Johannes Van Overbeek, when can we expect a Dawson's Creek reunion show? I have nothing to add obviously, but congrats on being a badass.

At least he uses his ash tray instead of throwing his butts out the window. I mean, yeah, empty that mess out from time to time, but it seems better than the alternative.

Some stations near me offer significant discounts on diesel for cash paying customers. Don't know if that's a rule or an exception.

I don't remember the kids with wealthy parents back in my day trying to hock anything to help offset costs. (Get off my lawn.) Good on him for at least putting forth a minute amount of effort, even if it was probably in vain.

Find a spot to do Chevy/Howie's rigidity test and then complain about not being able to get a load out.

Bailey can't hear the call of the wild, but can probably smell it.

Because it's like a unicorn married a horse, amirite?

sigh, fine.

Wash your hands.

Have another good looking partner help you out. Your current significant other will become an ASE certified tech overnight.

Can the targa retract at low speeds?

...And then punch him in the face when he says "yes."