"Well, Howie, we're here today to measure our dicks. Though they appear to be about the same size, one is definitely more rigid than the other."

I'm starring this simply because this cat makes me laugh every. single. time. (I have no life)

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While not entirely unique, it's nice to see something a little different.

How would this not be the first thing you do? What are they going to do if they catch you? "Hey, uh, put the tarp down." "ok."

Just sitting in my truck eating a sandwich and then BAM unexpected zombie apocalypse. Man, I hate Tuesdays.

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#WAYALIFE

It's my mother. I am Dr. Phil.

No one wanted to risk getting his blood on them (until he was cleared).

It's nice to be appreciated.

I was going to say, judging by your pictures, I'm not sure any of them would be of use.

I couldn't figure out the report, so here's how I imagined it going down. Pretty sure the scale is 1 inch = 4 miles.

Glad to see someone giving this thing a proper flogging. Where are the side view cameras mounted? (more specifically than "on the side")

It's still on all four wheels. You know him better than that.

Is the nose painted to resemble an unkempt public region? Seems fitting with the genitalia livery he's rocking.

Are tickets still available to this event at your house? I too have underwear and enjoy Bulliet and television.

You mean you're not some sort of ice wizard? I am disappoint.

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