Johannes Van Overbeek, when can we expect a Dawson's Creek reunion show? I have nothing to add obviously, but congrats on being a badass.

At least he uses his ash tray instead of throwing his butts out the window. I mean, yeah, empty that mess out from time to time, but it seems better than the alternative.

Some stations near me offer significant discounts on diesel for cash paying customers. Don't know if that's a rule or an exception.

I don't remember the kids with wealthy parents back in my day trying to hock anything to help offset costs. (Get off my lawn.) Good on him for at least putting forth a minute amount of effort, even if it was probably in vain.

Find a spot to do Chevy/Howie's rigidity test and then complain about not being able to get a load out.

Because it's like a unicorn married a horse, amirite?

sigh, fine.

Wash your hands.

Have another good looking partner help you out. Your current significant other will become an ASE certified tech overnight.

Can the targa retract at low speeds?

...And then punch him in the face when he says "yes."

"Well, Howie, we're here today to measure our dicks. Though they appear to be about the same size, one is definitely more rigid than the other."

I'm starring this simply because this cat makes me laugh every. single. time. (I have no life)

Link for reference:

While not entirely unique, it's nice to see something a little different.

How would this not be the first thing you do? What are they going to do if they catch you? "Hey, uh, put the tarp down." "ok."