Just sitting in my truck eating a sandwich and then BAM unexpected zombie apocalypse. Man, I hate Tuesdays.

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It's my mother. I am Dr. Phil.

No one wanted to risk getting his blood on them (until he was cleared).

It's nice to be appreciated.

I was going to say, judging by your pictures, I'm not sure any of them would be of use.

I couldn't figure out the report, so here's how I imagined it going down. Pretty sure the scale is 1 inch = 4 miles.

Glad to see someone giving this thing a proper flogging. Where are the side view cameras mounted? (more specifically than "on the side")

It's still on all four wheels. You know him better than that.

Is the nose painted to resemble an unkempt public region? Seems fitting with the genitalia livery he's rocking.

Are tickets still available to this event at your house? I too have underwear and enjoy Bulliet and television.

touché

Except it's Louisiana. Most homes don't have basements.

Let's see you do that in a cow.

Dig the svx-ish windows.

11. Find dealer that'll throw in half doors on a JKU. Got it.

That's an awesome pic.

I initially thought you were indicating that you spoke with the owner at C&C and they agreed to $4,500, which would have been great.