Yes.

I know, work has been ridiculous lately. I somehow managed to put 13K miles on the JKU in less than six months. 4K of that was last month alone. How's yours treating you?

No Wreep Jangler yet?

This is disturbing on so many levels.

I did this in my backyard with a Traxxas something or other until my dog used her ninja skills to grab it by the wheel, shake it a couple of times, and throw it into the air like she does with her stuffed toys.

"Do burnouts"

I'm not positive this is an '04 S500.

I really like this quirky little shit box. Could be a nice fuel saving DD alternative to the wrangler.

The most embarrassing kind.

Your wife is a badass.

Still better than driving into a pond and blaming your dog.

But he makes such a great villian.

There are two. Pick one.

"Too bad it's not headed our way."

yeah, but that's logical. Logic has no place in snotty car reviews (apparently).

I suppose there's something to be said for 'going out in style.'

I know it's quite played out, but it just seemed so appropriate.

Someone on here has made that exact point before. Pretty sure the only thing harder than my Wrangler's plastic dash would be metal... and probably my head. But "KB's skull" doesn't seem to be a common point of reference among the rest of the population.

Yep. That's pretty much it.