And safety-wise, I'd rather be in a 2014 Mirage heading into a wall than a 1977 Rolls Royce Silver Shadow. So all of you reviewing cars under $15,000 and bitching that you can see stitching or a seam or a screw head can all go take your pampered little new-media hands and rub some velvet on your cheek or whatever you…

I wish you could hear the potential vomit sound I just made.

You forgot "hold my beer."

Probably?

Yeah, but at least you're free to punch them in the face repeatedly while being worry free of causing an accident. Be optimistic!

glad my abysmal skills pleased somebody!

You are welcome. I also touch up wedding photos.

Andrew, do you think there's any chance we'll get a closer variation to the Atlas, maybe via the Raptor or something? I realize it's a concept, but I know I'm not the only one who was disappointed more of the Atlas didn't make it to the F150.

Seems like the Navigator needed a better.... NAVIGATOR

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I'll sell you a my alpinestars leathers for a few hundred bucks. Stale taint smell is complimentary with your purchase.

1. Force occupant(s) to endure Mambo No. 5 upon vehicle start.

Zoolander staring at the map...

Wow. Touche'

I was thinking the same. Maybe just put it on with some scotch tape.

Yep. I rebuilt the top end in my old SS... and promptly sold it.

"Rockets," "smoke screen," and what I can only hope is "Super Pursuit Mode"

I know. I haven't owned one... YET!