Thanks. I truly was sincere in my questioning.

What's a B-Road?
Sincerely,
Your friendly inept American

Dear lord, what the heck is this? Angle, curve, angle, curve... Please make up your mind which way you're going with this design. Is there a dumpster at the auto show? Because that's where they should've parked it.

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"Like to go to Taco Bell and sit in the parking lot whilst jamming Lorde over Pandora and crying into your grilled stuft nacho about the beauty of it all?"

No word if the Hulk will be dispatched to throw the truck over his left shoulder

Third offense? Should've used a chainsaw to get him down.

Whoa, I haven't seen a beating that bad since LAPD vs Rodney King.

Parking is a breeze. Just leave it in the street. It's almost the size of a tow truck, so chances are slim it'll be towed.

Have you seen the rest of the truck?

Exactly my point. Someone has to inherit that title as Toyota is at least trying to distance themselves from it.

twerk harder

Volkswagen: successfully taking the beigeness title from Toyota. Now with boring news show!

"colossal summer sausage holders"

Twelve more gears and we've got "The Morning Shift: Fast & Furious Edition"

It's like going to a dog rescue center. There's not one I wouldn't want to save.

I thought that was a microwave door. Your explanation makes more sense.

This seems accurate.

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