Types of burns: Heat, electrical, radiation, chemical, and internet.

Sure I can: T-O-R-K... E-I-E-I-O

Subaru seems like a prime candidate given their affinity for our four legged friends.

Edsel... shudder

I can hear you grinding your teeth, murmuring expletives, and smashing the keys as you wrote this... And I love it. That is all.

I thought he used the "because..." statement accurately, but now you're making me re-read this over and over, questioning my own stupidity.

If you have to build a damn amusement park and hire a professional driver to make your car exciting, you're doing it wrong.

My thoughts exactly. Ruined two pretty cool rides in their own right. CP.

Thanks for the info. That's really interesting regarding NY.

If they actually paid for car in full, or perhaps don't have trouble paying the note, wouldn't the possibility exist they can just pay for the repair out of pocket without claiming it on their insurance, thereby negating the accident showing up on the history report?

I thought that was Schumacher?

I ride a crotch rocket. I don't ride like the jackasses in question. Honestly, yes. It's a part of owning one. I've come to expect it and accept it. I've been stopped on multiple occasions when I haven't done anything wrong. Generally it's been when I'm riding in a small group of two to four bikes. It's actually…

This is all I could think of.

I kept waiting on the part where he was arrested for DUI. Since that wasn't the case, I propose my hypothesis: BMW secretly puts drugs and chemicals in AC system that turns people into asshats and will irrevocably lead to some variation of a zombie/mutant apocalypse.

It would have been considered rude if it hadn't.

You must be very wealthy. I couldn't afford a bus, let alone a subway car.

Aww, sorry to disappoint.

Paul Walker is played by Nicholas Cage and Vin Diesel is played by Angelina Jolie. The Rock is portrayed by a reserved, yet insightful, Vinny Jones.

Offer it to a homeless guy under a bridge and he'd give you the finger.

I'm assuming he was communicating via drive through speaker.