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And a Simpsons reference shall unite them. Fully agree that comment sections of any website don't amount to a hill of beans and I'm glad we found some common ground. See, it's possible!

See it's these kind of clear-headed, factual debate tactics that have put the Democratic party in such a good state. I can use internet memes instead of original thought too! #blessed #dumpsterfire (Samantha Bee's audience roars with laughter)

I still think the funniest thing Al Franken's done as a Senator is in the Democratic Caucus when his state overwhelming voted for Sanders and he pranked them by using his superdelegate vote for Hillary because fuck his constituents and their opinion

Careful Jimmy Fallon Show. If they keep this up than I doubt Trump will come back on the show for more of that playful witty banter.

Fun Fact: Every year for my birthday I do a weekend of horror movies (6 over 2 days) and invite all my friends. This past year I had INSIDE as one of the movies and the day before my wife told me she was pregnant. I told her she'd want to keep busy or be out of sight for that movie. Little did I know that 2 other

So basically they're trying to state obviously what the original American Psycho tried to state with subtly and nuance?

I LOVED Predestination and part of it's brilliance was the way they used Ethan Hawke's natural characteristics to sell the ludicrous parts of the story more (the weathered face, the scratchy voice - Well yeah, he was a lady that got burnt so his skin isn't as smooth and his voice is gruffer now)

Isn't "(Rapper) Stakes His Claim for Supremacy" the headline for every rap album not made by Kendrick Lamar?

You might need to get some new friends

"The only way to survive such an ordeal with sanity intact is to get stinking drunk and make jokes on Twitter"

How much of Beyonce's album did she write anyways? Being an "artist" and all and not just song and dance gal.

It's also a perfect example of Hypocrisy

And THIS is why both the left and right are shitheads: No self awareness on either side. Their guy lies: What a vindictive, intentional, evil liar! My guy lies: He's a good person that made a reasonable mistake

New Yorker.

Dan Mazer is the director of Borat as much as David O'Russell is the director of Election and Citizen Ruth

I think the reason that walk was so funny was because it was preceded by him using the loudest growl for the simplest line, "WE"RE GOING TO LONDON!!!!"
Fun fact: That was my text alert sound for 10 years. No Joke.

And apparently Jersey Michael Cera = Gummo. Who knew?