Is it high noon?

I just fell asleep.

I didn’t really care for these.

A few years ago there was this awesome song which started with the wii menu and it was entirely composed out of button presses. Maybe. And it maybe was awesome but that was a very long time ago. I don’t remember much nowadays.

Or is this just fantasy?

C'mon Japan! Do the same! Do the same!!

I pretty much only visit 2 video game sites; Giant Bomb and Kotaku. GB for all the crazy video antics and Kotaku for the occasional article. I'm really glad you're going to be contributing here and look forward to reading any scoops you make.

"She's lost the will to live?! What is your degree in, poetry?!"

Dressed up as the Swedish Chef in Nagoya.

Is this too naughty? Should I mosaic it?

Stay classy, Perth! I still miss you.

Ahhhh Venus! Not penis.
Makes much more sense.

I'm sure that's why she got paid the big bucks.

"Nothing is ever cheap or free."

But Hudson Hawk said....

"Have you came yet?"

There are always 10 or so people who buy on launch day and then get buyers remorse.

40,000 hey? I honestly thought they would sell it cheaper to move units.

Your first Mario Kart is always your best.

Welcome to Japan! It can be so wasteful here.