@smithsj: He has a good voice! I don't really understand the hate. His fans do seem pretty annoying though.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: That's actually a great way of putting it. His false sense of entitlement when it comes to women is almost jarring. I wonder how long his mother wiped his ass for him, I really do.

All douchery aside, I started to read 100 Girls in 100 Days, and all I could think was that this guy has watched too many movies. Honestly, his writing is self-indulgent and uninspired. I couldn't force myself to keep reading.

So much for "don't be evil."

@howdini: Hahaha..or Amanda Hugginkis.

Cynthia Susanne? That's one name that has no other destiny besides beard.

@learniiburn: I just threw up in my mouth a little.

@perouze: @dolemite1975: He's ok! I should have mentioned that. He wouldn't be "stupid" dog, he'd be "poor" dog. He spent 48 hours in the pet hospital (and I spent the money I'd been saving for a vacation) where they induced vomiting, gave him charcoal, and pumped him with fluids and a cocktail of over the counter…

In San Francisco everyone complains every time there is a jumper on the Golden Gate bridge. Same goes in San Diego for the Coronado Bridge. Jumper traffic suuucks.

@TheRant: I think it actualy only takes like 10 or 20. I know this, because my stupid dog chewed up a bottle of about 30 last weekend. He wasn't trying to commit suicide though that I'm aware of; he just wanted to chew on something different than everything else he can possibly chew on.

Where did OK! get that anime snapshot of Aniston?

My boyfriend and I make maple bacon pancakes pretty regularly at home. I recommend adding a good ripe banana to the batter, too.

That Envy song is awesome. Yup, I'm hooked.

I love that this is what she wears to a Mets game, but to her sister's graduation, she pulls out the platforms a see-through lace pants.

@BeetsGoOn: I get peels regularly for my retarded skin and my esthetician calls Proactiv an "overpriced kit to teach people to wash their faces."

I caught a case of this between Guess and Betsey Johnson not too long ago at Macy's. Each brand carried the EXACT same asymmetrical zip coat, with two differences besides the brand name on the buttons: the Betsey John coat had a buckle around the collar, and cost about $150 more than the Guess one. Of course, some…

Oh fuck this ethical shit. The ethical thing would have been for this woman's mother to break out the coat hanger when she had the chance and reduce the population by 15.