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It's the only place I've ever received a speeding ticket. I knew I was doomed when I was pulled over in my mom's car with Maryland plates and then handed the cop my California license. There's no one more hated in Virginia than Marylanders and liberals.

Better networking than a Mediabistro meetup or whatever it is that people do in New York (don't go to a Mediabistro meetup in SF, by the way).


I could very well be sitting on a goldmine of the dog-equivalent of Kidzbop songs. Here's just one example. Can you guess the song?

I couldn't help myself and just had to Google James Green and Rhonda Rowlette. I like to see who I'm reading about, ya know? Puts a face to a name.

I wrote a little article on cellulite treatments for a magazine that's no longer in print a few years ago, and even though the article was only about "groundbreaking" treatments, the truth that didn't make the page is this: cellulite is genetic. You can't really permanently ban cellulite from your body without having

I am not sure that Friends with Kids is meant to be a romantic comedy. In some ways, Friends with Kids is more of an anti-romcom (kind of like how your great aunt keeps asking you when you're going to get married and you keep insisting that it's not something you have to do just because you're pushing 30).

Yeah, same here. Atlantis, is that you?

Is it wrong to just be glad that Amazon isn't catching up to Apple? Between the 2 corporations, I think I'd still rather support Apple as the "lesser evil."

Ha, this story sounds pretty familiar to my own OKCupid experiences. The tagline between the lines for OKCupid should be "A place for rebounds, cyber relationships, and casual encounters." If you go on a free dating site, you have to assume that most of the guys on there aren't looking for serious relationships. I

Oh I want that.

Except that furries aren't asking for a government handout to support their lifestyle. Well, not as publicly as these folks are, anyway.

Hudson did play Pennylane in Almost Famous, so it's not a terrible stretch, but I still don't see her as Linda Lovelace. As much as I hate to say it, I'd rather watch Kristen Stewart as Linda Lovelace than either Akerman or Hudson. I'd even settle for an Olsen twin.

In a donut-eating contest.

It's got to be pretty annoying to hear such a terrible "Not mine, man" excuse and then have to follow through on doing the full examination of whether someone else messed with his computer.

points for making a Cormac McCarthy character, and yes. It's the kind of story that seems too devastating to be fiction. I really feel for this kid.

That poor kid who survived is going to have a hard life ahead of him. Really sad.

I'm from Maryland, and even my staunch Republican dad is a Mikulski fan. That woman has balls of steel and doesn't play the political ballgame like some of her male counterparts. Just love her!

I'd love to see a chart that maps out all of the ways that Republican leaders have applied a "do as I say, not as I do" attitude to their campaigns.

I was a nanny for a little over 3 years, and I have a lot of trouble with not disciplining my friends' and siblings unruly children. It drives me fucking crazy when my friends' 3 year old hits people/sticks her hand in others' food/you name it, but it drives me even more crazy when her parents don't ask her to apologiz

She plays such a ‘good girl' on ‘Glee' and a lot of kids look up to her persona.