"You people"? Fucking seriously?

Geraldo hasn't been a respectable journalist since he broke into Willowbrook.

“Ultimately, they’re that, allegations. And it’s very much been played out in the court of public opinion. But, you know, we’re still in America where ultimately you’re innocent ’til proven guilty and, you know, I wasn’t there. That’s just not the man I know so I can’t speak to it.”

"Hey, The Cheat, let's pour this light stick into Homestar's Mountain Dew".

Dude, that'd sound cool through an emphysema voice box thing…

“He is U2’s lightning conductor, he moves like a very calm breeze.”

"We can rebuild him…less preachy, less condescending, less self-aggrandizing, less narcissistic…"

-"We live in a cynical world…"
-"FUCK YOU!!!!"

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