My Audi allroad was stolen, likely using this technique. It was returned the next day with a note: “Sorry for stealing your car, i’m returning it. To inflict the most pain and suffering that we thieves pride ourselves on, giving it back is the best option. In the day I had it, I added five qts of oil, blew a radiator,…

If that’s a tattoo on her neck, she has a history of making poor decisions. Not surprised by her latest lapse in judgement. Hopefully the kids fathers (if known) are a little wiser.

I assume you're not married.... A wife will make you get rid of those sh!t wagons in short order. Once the kids arrive, all thoughts of farting around with old junk like that will go as well.