Good to know that the Daily Caller isn’t sponsoring native advertising from Redtube. Otherwise, they’d know. Oh, they’d know.

Still a better throwing motion than Tebow

“His future ain’t what it used to be.”

Tim Couch won it all last year. In week two of this year he’s being replaced by Derek Andersen.

I promised myself I would not cry. Promise broken.

In all fairness, he did promise to take her on a helicopter tour.

Roger Goodell can take his end zone rule, turn it sideways, and stick it up his candy ass!

I propose a compromise:

The Diamondbacks’ predilection towards violence has been well documented since their inception. Lest we forget Randy Johnson’s unforgivable cruelty towards animals.

Woody Johnson is about as influential in the NFL as Gerardo was to early 90’s hip hop.

No.

If O’Malley becomes President, Littlefinger wins the Game of Thrones. You heard it here first, folks.

Seriously, this is my favorite game and I’ve been waiting for it to come out on Mac for about 5 years.

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK…

Who said all the busts are in Canton?

It’s called priapism. He should talk to a doctor.

Tough day? I’m here for you.

Damnit. You took my joke.

I haven’t seen this many inaccurate shots since the Empire’s invasion of Cloud City.

Already done. Sometimes there just aren't enough tissues.