Karl.

My kid won a Pulitzer prize this year and she's a dolphin without any hands to write with so it's all the more impressive. So proud of my little baby. Oh she's 2 btw and doesn't even go to school... because she's a dolphin.

if you take the face off{or leave it on, for weird fun!}the drawing in #14, doesn't it look like a uterus? so now you can be afraid that your uterus is the BABADOOK!

Didn't sleep 3 days after seeing THE TRAILER

sorry, everyone who knows me. "and then there's the nisha call" is going to end every story i have for the next three months, minimum.

I like dog-spider hybrids better.

"I've told this story before, but when I was a freshman in college, they had a luge party, and when it was my turn to do a shot, I started going down on the luge like it was a vagina."

Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.

I snickered at "well done." I'm sorry. :/

Stop with the clut(ter) shaming

When I was little I was a huge fan of Cosmos and I wrote a fan letter to Carl Sagan. He wrote me a handwritten note back and a signed photo. Still one of the coolest things that's ever happened to me, and that was probably going on 30 years ago.

And look at those asymmetrically colored irises in that pic. All blue and brown and not matchy. Ugh, 2/10 would not bang.

I'd like to see Jesse Williams in there, too. Actually, there are a lot...

No one cares about your boner, Kanye.

I hope to tell teach my daughter that you don't have to be nice to be kind hearted. Being nice can be over rated, you don't have to a door mat.

Shout out to my great-grandmother, who had the charm of a fucking snapping turtle

IT'S SO GOOD DO IT DO IT DO IT

Wes Gibbons: Ruh-Roh *quizzical face*

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow