I had a Grover hand puppet, and an Ernie one. They were awesome! :-)

AwwwwHellsNaw!

OMG - I just now think I got why Muscle Man’s gf on The Regular Show is named ‘Starla’!

But would a dude be wearing a bikini top? Ehhhhhh? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ooh - let’s make this interesting....Reaver Jesus!

LOLZ! ≧◡≦

“But the person listed as either president or vice president of those companies is a man named Daniel John Seppings...”

I read that & was immediately confused. Just what exactly constitutes a “higher quality woman”? Looks? Money? Sandwich-making capabilities? What? ¯\_(シ)_/¯

Your brother is Ben Carson? ;-)

“Again, too tired to fight it, I make her a new burger and bring it out to her.”

I’ve been eating ‘fun size’ candy bars for breakfast for the past month...guess I should go check out the Target. Thanks! :-D

I thought that was Florida? ¯\_(シ)_/¯

Anyone stupid enough to make cheese dip with Velveeta, Cheez-Whiz or any other kind of cheese besides queso blanco would probably be stupid enough to put spinach in it. It could have been grated jalapenos though.

Yes. :-)

Ha! I’m watching that right now since there isn’t a new Bob’s on tonight.

You deserve *ALL* the stars, Jake from State Farm’s friend/relative. :-)

“Now having big butts and tiny waists in also beautiful, but what about that says fertility?”