Sad, but true - at least for me. I totes look like a dude without war paint. :-(

O rly? Kim K is as mainstream as it gets. :-)

I read that as “Ferraris, Benzos, And Lambos” and was disapoint. ●︵•

Honestly - I can’t believe they never thought to do that!

I , personally *WANT* grill lines as authentication that it has in fact, been grilled. What with the Liquid Smoke and all - restaurants be crafty nowdays. ;-)

Which bar?

“...during the Camden, New Jersey stop of girlfriend Nicki Minaj’s Pinkprint Tour,”

From what I gathered, an employee @ said restaurant put the contraband into the cup. But regardless, *anyone* who deals uses baggies of some sort, you don’t just throw pills into a cup. That’s just Dealing 101 right there.

True. But most dealers I know put pills/buds/whatevs in baggies - not just floating around loose in a cup. This just *SCREAMS* fraudulent BS to me.

Having never had one, I cannot testify as to their thickness. :-)

“After he was halfway through the drink, he noticed that it contained two blue gel pills and a napkin at the bottom.”

You know what else doesn’t work? Dating one of their friends. I’ve been with my bf for 4+ years & a friend of his is STILL hitting on me via text/FB. WTF!?

I’m pretty sure it was an empathetic anecdote. Those kinds of comments always seem to get shut down, which I think is a shame.

New character names for an “Ocean’s 11” remake. ;-)

Looks like a “My Little Pony” font. :-) Specifically Pinkie Pie!

I was tripping when I saw Boyz n the Hood. Do.NOT.Reccomend.

Pulp Fiction for me. At least, *I* consider it a drug movie. ;-)

To me as a white Southerner, it’s not offensive - it’s pretty much truth-in-advertising. If anything it’s “culturist(sp?)“. Is “culturist” as word? If it’s not, it should be.¯\_(シ)_/¯

THANK YOU! Those paragraphs were just painful to read.