Psssht....that's the *best* time to be there, IMHO! ;-)

LOL! One time I was at a HoJo's restaurant in Alabama & ordered a Margarita. I got a juice glass 3/4 filled with tequila & a squeeze of lemon in it. For like $2.

Dude! Their new Starburst Strawberry Slushie is tha *SHIZZ*! It for real tastes like Strawberry Starburst (if you're into that. Which I am). ;-)

Lime juice will keep guac from going brown. WTF were those people thinking?

"I think that by the time you're out of college, you should more or less know what you do and don't like."

You know that ISL are getting women to come to the jihadi Dark Side by promising them Nutella & kittens, don't you? ;-)
http://rt.com/usa/233567-cnn…

I wonder....does a person being fed to pigs change the way bacon or any other pork products made out of said pig taste?

Maybe not, but you *can* get that arched look with Botox. When I go, I specifically ask NOT to have that done - after a certain age arched brows age a person.

I'm thinking about buying some...I think they're pretty fly! And if it helps someone, then that's great too. :-)

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Isn't that "baking powder"?

OMG - I scared the cat laughing at that! Kudos! (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

You're probably thinking about "alkaline water" - it's the new hotness:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Alkaline-…

Botox is used to relax/ stop muscles from constricting. Fillers are a completely different thing. Some fillers last longer than others, but for butts & boobs implants are usually the go-to. *NOT* fillers.

".......but that headline gave me a serious Tip Van Winkle moment."

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Nope.

You know who *else* likes pearl dresses? ;-)

Holy Shitsnacks! That's *GORGEOUS*!!11! :-D

"Not really. Alzheimer's is an "old people disease."