Whenever my ha and and I are trying to convey compete and utter stupidity we always say "What's a ladle?"

Seriously! Oregano, when overused ruins *EVERYTHING* it touches! Less is *DEFINITELY* more when it comes to oregeno.

*ALL* of the things that a young bride could want!

"Some of the many things include kitchen appliances from fridges, cookers, ovens, microwaves, milkshake machines etc, hoovers and cleaning products, fans and most importantly a house with free electricity and water provided to you due to the Khilafah and no rent…

Ha! When I did that I remarked to my passengers "Wow - it's like driving in a video game!"

NO! NO TUPPERWARE! It'll melt right through - use a GLASS MASON JAR!!!
Preferably one that has previously had moonshine in it. ;-)

I have a mason jar of bacon grease in my fridge. After you cook bacon, pour the grease into the mason jar. Put it in the fridge. Simple!

I still have JNCO's, Caffeine's & my most prized 69 in. Bell Kikwears. ;-)

I got a Dear Abby book about it. I still didn't figure it out until I was 16-17.

Just in case it hasn't been said yet....

I thought the whole thing about that tape, was that Ray J *PEED* on her. NOT the same as nutting. Ew..."nutting". That phrase is just gross. :-P

Seriously!? You have *never* heard of Google?

AFOAF says you can get it online...

http://www.onlythebreast.com/

DNA & antibodies from the mom in breast milk are necessary for the *kid*. These swole assholes - prolly not so much. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ask this broad.

"I have tasted it, to see and it's kind of like rice pudding."

Joey knows what's up. ;-)

I WANT THAT!11! For reals!

".....toaster oven-loving perverts"

"I personally can't accept the evolutionary argument, because it simply excuses too much bad behavior and completely ignores the onus of free will."

That video is *SO*. *AWESOME*!11! Thanks for posting it! \(^o)(^0^)(o^)／