Dude, Portland doesn't even fluoridate it's water & you're asking for laws against upskirt photography? One thing at a time, lil' Missy!

Ugh. If I a nickel for every time I was asked to "show my work" & couldn't....I'd have invested it & retired. Some times you just *know* things - showing your work is BS.

That's almost like the Sonny Corinthos storyline of General Hospital right now. Weird.

LOL! You have *obviously* never watched 'The Next 48". 'Cause they say that shit ALL. THE. TIME! ;-D

Can you *really* blame them? We do pretty much suck. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

LOL! I heard that as Ichabod Crane in my head!

Thank you! :-D

Me too - *AND* "Don't trust The B". :-)

Oh, LOL! That's *brilliant*! ≧◡≦

"You have no idea how many assholes and racists call in day after day at those places. I also have COUNTLESS racist old lady stories."

Ha! I live in Seattle & have CenturyLink. They suck balls too. ◔̯︵◔

*AND* they made Jerry Springer into an OPERA!111!

I was raised Southern Baptist & was *always* made to feel guilty about EVERYTHING by my mother from the time I was 5 (earliest I can remember). Which is why I'm now an Atheist & live on the other side of the country. :-)

I wonder if they told him Santa isn't real too.....

"I'd love to know what GOP members are in bed with the insurance companies.'

You have *NO* idea how full my "R-Stupidity" bookmark folder is. Damn!

I thought that said "Albanian" and was really confused for a second. ⊙﹏⊙

"Suicide, really — that's the last thing you should try. You realize that suicide's a criminal offence. In less enlightened times, they'd have hung you for it."