I wonder if it's from inadvertently huffing all that airplane glue..... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You called?

Especially since they bought out the Elysian here & are going to FUCK UP my Night Owl Ale!11!

Holy shit - I can't. stop. laughing.!

"If a music executive chooses to promote a pretty girl over a talented one, *HE* is a representation of what's wrong, not her."

Dude, I'm a middle-aged white chick and all I saw (for the most part) was a young kid that had moved a few states to a different *culture & was going through the regular assimilation-type things. His lil brother had a girl by that afternoon on the first day of school!

THANK YOU!11! That was *exactly* what I was waiting for!!1! ˚°◦(^0^)◦°˚

Only if you're Mitch Hedberg. ;-)

Ya know, you don't get hungover if ya don't stop drinking! ;-)

*GOOD* vodka is not "basic". Flavored vodka or "greasy" (see: Grey Goose) vodka IS basic. A good vodka mixes with any beverage & is smooth to drink on it's own - like a good tequila.

NOOPE. Jagermeister. :-P

"Snowqueens Icedragon"? Srsly!? (－‸ლ)

Yes. He looks like what I imagine one of those "nice guys" that posts here from time to time looks like.

Those glitter bomb letters would *totally* not work on me. I LOVE glitter! ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦

That's what *I* said! #notallwerewolves

Here - let me help you with that:

Then *who* are they gonna sex up?

That tag is an insult to werewolves EVERYWHERE. ¬_¬

I'd prefer *this* kind of "hand-box":