It’s a sad state of affairs when this country was incensed because they saw a tit on TV, yet saw fit to put a dick in the White House.

America loves blonde women.

My husband pointed out that trump wasn’t wearing his wedding ring while he was signing papers in the oval office

Oh, she’ll never criticize him. There’s no way in hell she didn’t sign a prenup that specifically calls that out.

Oh god. All of a sudden her modeling photos from 20 years ago would be proof she’s an airheaded slut. And if she criticized Donald in public it would just get worse.

And if she does divorce him while he’s President, can you imagine the misogynistic assault the right wing would subject her to?

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

By sparks, are you referring to the way to willingly partered individuals interact? And the lack thereof, how someone effectively enslaved by someone does?