I hope independent Senator Not Sure will finally join the Democratic Party, guy seems to have a lot of momentum

lol

I feel your pain, letter writer, I got them at the same age, had no idea what was happening to my butt, and walked around for weeks believing that I had tumors growing down there and that I was going to drop dead of ass cancer soon. still didn’t go to the doctor because at that point I had already accepted my fate.…

once again confirms that Max is the MVP of that outfit.

let me put the finger on it for you: it feels “weird” to you because you refer to him as “Jon” as if he was your friend, and not a rich as fuck stranger who protected his fellow millionaire. it feels “weird” to you because you’re under the illusion that these people are your friends who share your values and your…

all the other girls in my middle school class had a crush on Noah Wylie, but I always was an Anthony Edwards girl.

my grandmother, after caring for my bedridden barely conscious grandfather for almost a decade, told me in no uncertain terms that she absolutely did not want to be kept alive should she ever become unable to make decisions about her life. I am 100% convinced that, secretly, what she really wanted to ask me was to put…

I have puppies who do all of these things just fine, minus the “turning into a cynical adult” part.

you mean you were giving fierce side-eye, yes? you were throwing mad shade. you gotta whole ass full of no sir.

I dunno, sounds like she just enjoys working for disgusting reactionary predators, first Bibi then Weinstein.

Lebanon also has one of the most popular rock bands in the Middle East, whose lead singer is openly gay. #TeamLebanon on this one.

twice. in one week iirc.

come on lifehacker, really? the people who advocate for this shit claim it cures depression and anorexia, you shouldn’t push this snake oil bullshit on your readers.

vice seems fun.

no matter how hard he fails, he’ll always have his delusional weird-ass fanboys who thínk he’s a genius.

you really shouldn’t use such nasty language, what if a nazi reads this and gets all upset and hurt. don’t hurt nazis please they’re humans!!

Nobody who writes in Ben Shapiro voice has ever been in a fight, especially not against nazis.

your “bloody knuckles” count about as much as my imaginary black friend who told me I can totally use the n-word. nobody is buying your story about your crazy violent black bloc years, how dumb do you think people here are.

performative pearlclutching and finger wagging is not “fighting”, dipshit.

fuck off, you’re part of the reason it got to this.