Oooh Eric Thurm! This guy hosts a delightful podcast about The Young Pope, called “Papal Bull!” Highly recommended!

He’s the Ben Carson of judges.

From left to right:
Germans (“German-blood”)
Mixed breed, 2nd degree = 3 German and one Jewish grandparent
Mixed breed, 1st degree = 2 German and 2 Jewish grandparents
Jew = 3 Jewish and one German grandparent
Jew = 4 Jewish grandparents

That is one tan Japanese bro.

Also, “Vice president Mel Gibson... I like the sound of that.”

When I have leftover rice, I just make some pancake batter and dump the rice in. Voila, rice pancakes.

Hmm... Grimes? Is Grimes hip with the youths? I have one Grimes CD.

Bullshit. This is a strategic leak from the Republican side to make DeVos look more tolerable to liberals. There’s no way in hell Jesuslady stood up for transgender kids.

Don’t governments build libraries, parks, school etc?? Why would anyone rely on the goodwill of a random billionaire for those things??
Just tax the fuckers and take the tax money and build shit, Jesus F. Christ America. What is wrong with you all.

Oh Jesus Christ who gives a shit about this James Woods thing. Nobody got hurt, everyone was a good sport about it. This is not a controversy.

I never even liked Hitchens, but when Maher compared Milo to him, I almost got a rage stroke on behalf of Hitchens’ bloated corpse. Hitchens would have torn Milo 5 new assholes.

Good, I hope he keeps alienating the Orthodox Jews so much that they collectively start turning on the Kushners and that dead eyed Miller guy and excommunicate them or whatever Jews do with people they don’t want anymore.

Why would Canada want the part of the US where most of the crazy gun people live??

And whining about “censorship” when their network edits out all the swastikas from their TV show.

Bernie was the only candidate with Bernie’s message, so yeah, he would have won.

I really really hope someone in Utah can convince Evan McMullin to run against Chaffetz.

He got alpha male’d by the least alpha male Canadian.

Well, you’re in luck, just enhance one of the 500 photos on some random rich asshole’s public facebook wall and you can read the super confidential documents for yourself. AMERICA.

This has been going on for years and is not news to anyone who has ever expressed even the mildest sympathy for Palestinians online, at least in English-language spaces. Even here on jezebel or old gawker you’ll frequently get flamed for writing that maybe forcing Palestinians out of their homes so ultra-orthodox…

B-B-BUT JARVANKA! I WAS PROMISED JARVANKA INTERVENTIONS FOR THE GAYS, GODDAMMIT!